"I wonder what human flesh tastes like"- most geese probably

 

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

catsareassholes:

acerb1a:

Toffee was mad that he couldn’t fit in the kitten house so he squished it

the second cat looking at the camera like “do you see this bullshit?”

arrogantanupapaya:

kalifrak:

kalifrak:

The crouching cover is in this year…

I fully expect to see Bilbo on the cover of DoS in this pose.

Edit: FUCKIN CALLED IT

oh my god

rendigo:

revisionof:

unimpressedcats:

i just …. can’t … quite … reach … 

oh… you poor sweet thing. bless yer heart

BABY…….

rendigo:

revisionof:

unimpressedcats:

i just …. can’t … quite … reach … 

oh… you poor sweet thing. bless yer heart

BABY…….

(Source: pleatedjeans)

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

(Source: maryjblige)

somefreakwithablog:

vo0d0od0ll:

When mum gives you Disney princess stickers and you just cant contain your excitement


Darcy is the cutest human being ever and the most adorable representation of an excited child oh my the cute is overwhelming

somefreakwithablog:

vo0d0od0ll:

When mum gives you Disney princess stickers and you just cant contain your excitement

Darcy is the cutest human being ever and the most adorable representation of an excited child oh my the cute is overwhelming